Sports

Dirty Run, or The Unbearable Lightness of Being

How to get through a mud run as a club, why you don't have to carry your old stuff through life with you, where to dump life's trash, and how to finish a race?

Boston lines

How to run the Boston Marathon barefoot, which is better – being fast or being rich, how many girls you need to kiss on the run, who did I give my sneakers to, do yellow straights lines intersect, and why not rush to the finish line?

7 years of pain, which I’m grateful for.

What to do when you reach a dead end, why lying on the ground opens a better perspective of the way, is it possible to befriend the pain, how to burn 1 million kcal and how to fit 7 years into a 3-minute video?

Pole of Cold 3. Racing in Outer Space

Is it possible to run at -60°C (-76°F) , why do gods like pancakes, what do you see when you look through a jelly, how to make the worst photo of your life, is there thickener of thoughts and how to defeat three hippos?

Pole of Cold 3. Running outfit for -60°С (-76°F)

Mom always taught me: you need to wear warm clothes, in order not to freeze. Is it really so? What is the definition of “cold”? What to wear in outer space, why your leg can be cut off, how to look like Sub-Zero, why do you need elbow pockets and what is universal socialism?

Pole of Cold 1. Unfreezing childhood dreams

Who lives in Oymyakon, what will you catch if you fish with a vanity worm, how to they sew up rivers, how traffic jams happen in the tundra, what is the point of the Yakut preference, and how many years does it take to return to childhood?

The very first Chisinau Marathon in 1984

When was the first Moldovan marathon, how did they train for running races in the past, what irritated the runners’ skin and where exactly, and what problems did event organizers have

The Tale of the Icy Jellyfish-shark

What do jellyfish-sharks eat, at what depth would your eyes freeze, can you warm yourself by a reactor, what’s the most foolish thing you've ever done, is senility always related to old age?

Glodiator. 50 shades of mud

How to fall flat on your face, is it possible not to wash for two weeks, where are inquisitors trained, how to unleash an earsplitting stream of profanities, and how to earn forgiveness for your weakness

Barefoot marathon

Why do people walk barefoot to embassies, what is a blister formula, what are the sneakers manufacturers silent about, who is howling in the park, and how to get a new sensory organ?

Marathon on top of the world

Where is it illegal to die, and bears overcount humans, how to grow icicles under your nose, does it hurt to run stepping on hedgehogs, how to mark the planet and why am I a moron?

Lisbon. Gone with the wind

Why roar at rivals, how fast can my mother run, is it worth picking an iPhone up off the pavement, who rides the yellow trams, and why a mate needs a back?

The 7 Secrets of a Personal Record

How to reduce your time at a marathon by 20 minutes without workouts? Why is the route profile more important than its full-face? What for do people wish a fair wind and light feet? Why are nitrates good for health? And should one keep his blood in a fridge?

Gibraltar. How to swim across a sea

How is the service in intercontinental restaurants? Why Gibraltar doesn’t have elastic limits? How to measure the wind speed using a cat? What to smear with udder cream? Why do Moroccans keep shooting at swimmers? And what did I promise to Poseidon?

Montecristo. A swimming journey from Château d'If

What do French use to iron their beaches? Why was I beaten as a child? Should I be happy about vaseline? How much does a VIP prison cell cost? How can Nutella calm your conscience? And what does it mean “to swim like a flea”?

MDS. Chapter 5. Final

How can bugs motivate? Can socks stand up? Why does a cow walk on two legs in desert? What did my mother do in desert? What kind of stitches to use to sew a corn?

MDS. Chapter 4, intensive

What does an illegal beetle look like? What for do people need an ushanka-hat in desert? What is the taste of the last sip of water? How to create special effects using a gel? Why wrinkles are good?

MDS. Chapter 3, start

Why running in Sahara is not easy? How are people fined for trash in the desert? When do you need sleighs in the desert? What’s a desert eating? And why do you need smilies on the rocks?

Marathon des Sables. Chapter 2, relaxed

How do circles appear on sand in the desert? How to make the Bedouins laugh? How many Pikachu can be found in desert? What do “backpack cuttings” mean? And will a carpet be warm, if a camel chews it?

Marathon Des Sables. Chapter 1, preparation

The first part of my desert report. Who and why runs 250 km through desert? How to prepare for running on sand? And what to put in the backpack?

Ö till Ö. Horses, horses, horses and two Moldavian ponies

How to burn 300 calories in 5 min., can you take the food away from natives, what is a sport Tsaheylu, how a man can grow a C size breast, and why the queen of races lives in a red bottle?

OceanMan: Alone in the ocean

How to avoid a meeting with the aircraft carrier, what kind of buoy... you have to hold up, how many languages ​​should a swimmer know, where should you apply Coke after a swim, and what happens when you start to row like hell?

Ironman Budapest.

Be strong as iron! Is it possible to buy all the Ironman gear for 50 dollars? Is it easy to run barefooted? How to tie a loaf of bread to a bicycle frame? And how can one not get overheated in a Soviet headset?

Jaws

What’s your association to a black fin? How to fight fire? How to cut a wire? And what’s the difference between a shark and a god?

Balaton. How to pass by swimming the biggest puddle? Without heading

Where is the biggest puddle in Europe? Why the swimmers are touched between legs? Why the rabbit are beating? What a numismatist sportsman has to do, and where do 10,000 heads swim?

Comrades. Is there life after 42?

Why runner needs brown dots, what do South Africans sing about, how to get into a porn-magazine, where 18 guys smoke and how to quickly get rid of the nails?

Silfra. At a breath-holding between the two continents

Can a person touch the two continents, where are the continents moving and where there is the clearest water located? Video

Wings for LIFE. Race without a finish line

What is the price for tomatoes on the food points? What are the meerkats thinking about? How fast you have to run in order to outrun of a car? What can burn a handsome man?

Marathon in the capital of Great Britain

Why marathon runners dislike Edward VII, where you can pee in a green box and dab the meridian with your foot, who gets Grandma's sweater and why is it better to mix strychnine with Yessentuki?

All the marathon roads go to rome

What is maraFUN? What rivers appear every year in Rome? Where you may meet 10000 grandmas and whom you want to give a hit at the finish line?

7:40 or the marathon in jewish pace

Are there any elevators with no buttons? Does women fly? How to sanctify a medal? How to make plaster legs? Why nobody complains at Wailing Wall?

Arigatokio!

Who chases the geishas, what taste the poison have, how the Japaneses influences on the temperature of the air and how looks like the most confused subway in the world?

Seven undergoround kings

Why is it profitable to be Moldovan? How to measure the length of a tunnel with a bicycle? How to spit on records? How to verify the “maturity” of your son? Who are werewolves and whom do they torment underground?

Freedivers’ paradise. Y-40

How to run more than 60 bridges in one minute? What is an aperitif by Voloshin? What is the depth of the deepest pool in the world? And can air be breathed out through eye?

Chicago. Marathon in the concrete jungle

Do you need a GPS navigator in a stone jungle? Can beans be mirrored? What for do doctors suck the blood out of runners? Chi-pizza or what does it mean “a delicious pizza”?

Fooling around at the height of 5642 m

Why sometimes it’s better to not pick up the phone, can you live in a barrel roll, what are you thinking about sitting in a WC wich stays over the abyss, can you steal a smoke at 5000 meters height, and finally what rakes can teach you.

How we crossed the Moldovan Sea

On the 19th of July, In Moldova, for the third time in a row, took place the swimming competition in open water Ghidighici SeaMile. More than 400 participants swam across Ghidighici. Many swimmers from other countries attended this competition, such as Russia, Ukraine, Romania and Italy. So, Sea Mile swim in open water has now acquired an international status.

Freediving world championship in a pool in Serbia

Why to be sleepy and inhibited is the key to success? What is better - 2 or 3 white cards? What is the temperature of the heels of the Yeti? How many records can be beaten in 3 days? And where are the best trainings for breath-hold in Moldova.

The story of two Half Ironmen

Who is Serge the Cheerful and why does he have sad friends, when can mom hit an Ironman, why does Andrei feel like a lonely lonely loner, and is it possible to glue two Half Ironmen into one complete?

Tough Guy. Pass the Fire, Water and Dirty Pipes

Does the word “fuck” have a censored synonym, why the organizers do not assume responsibility for participants’ lifes, and the most important thing: when begins NE-VER?

Dancing under Water

With whom did I dance under the water? Why I admire the journalists? For how many meters it takes to flatten? And why five minutes is considered to be a record?

New York. 42 km against Wind and Lactate

Why did 50000 marathones come to love Dunken Donat? What did the first pizza in the USA look like? Which is the trajectory of saliva’s fly? Where do blue zombies go and is it possible to overtake the world champion?

Can you run away from Death?

An island of bad luck in the Philippines is...

Is it legal to murder boaters? Do sharks take off legs? How not to step on a sea urchin and which nation is the most intelligent?

Ironman. How to become Iron Man?

What does it mean - the average distance carbohydrates and ultramakarons, whether you can pass the triathlon on baby food, how to make a fruit compote by the grandfather’s recipe, where the queues are longer, than in Moldova Post, and what are real throught running through your head before you finish the Ironman?

Half Marathon in the Death Valley

Why you shouldn’t run fast through desert? How to freeze your “bells” at + 40 ° C? Which roads can’t stand foolish people and how’s the most severe ultramarathon in the world going?

Escape from Alcatraz

Where is the ghetto for all the crazy people worldwide? How goes the coven of divers? What kind of neoprene do sharks like and do bicycles ride on the walls?

The Best Training – Half Marathon in Bucharest

How much do 20 seconds cost per km? How to navigate if you're in an anthill? What to use to cure a heat stroke? And how to become the highlight of the program?

Half Marathon on the Moldovan Everest

What do sportsmen gossip about? What to take in your hands and where to go if you’re full of forces? After which kilometer do smiles disappear? And how to celebrate a self-conquest?

Visa-free relay. How it was?

What’s the consumption of bananas per km? How long does it take to cross the border without a visa? How many calories burn after running 80 km?

3 Waves in Dahab

Where is the Blue Hole? What do people think about at a depth of 35 meters? Why do freedivers need shampoo? How to pray to the Snot God and how to survive an irradiation of pain?

WHAT'S THE PUNCH LINE OF BAIKAL?

How to run on water? Why is Baikal’s daughter smoldering? Is a Khivus on air pillow dangerous? How to run a marathon if you are a cow on ice and have night blindness?

Sport in the subtropics

What is the flattest country in the world? What does hawaisea road mean? For running in which marathon you’re awarded with worn underwear? Why there aren’t any ropes or buoys in diving centers and how to cook meat pockets in Sri Lanka?

Supergoals and their role in human life. Video

Why 90% of people that wanted to lose weight, quit exercising? Why do you need to run across the desert? Are you ready for being considered an idiot by people surrounding you? What will be your stories for your grandchildren?

Can you hold your breath 5 minutes?

Why you have to be slow to become a winner? What is the schedule of contractions? Is it possible to sleep under water? And how to set a national record in… a month?

Just Breathe...

The trip to Hurghada. The first trial of depth brought pain and fear. Eustachian tubes, sinus lobes, middle ear, what’s wrong with you? Let me dive! Ah, no, not that easy… Video

39 seconds in Amsterdam

Amsterdam: expansion of mind or narrowing of housing space? What should not be mixed with shrooms? What do marathons and casinos have in common? How to turn your legs into… two sticks, and what do 39 seconds solve?

Ironman 70.3 made in Moldova

What is a carbohydrate bomb, and what are its consequences? Does an "ironman" rust in the rain? Energy gels or sausage sandwiches? What was I waving with at the finish line, and why was I beaten at the start?

Moldovans on Mont Blanc

Why a cat (crampon) remained on the glacier, how to cook monblamalygu, how to survive the shame, when you are overtaken on the rise by children, women, and animals, what are the birthday cakes for climbers prepared of?

3497 strokes between continents

Why it is good when the water is cold and what the bilateral breathing means, Why you have to shave your legs debofer a swiming competition, why you must want to throw up after competition, where have disappeared 300 hundred swimmers and how does the Bosphorus look in my eyes?

Ask yourself

I am a simple triathlete from Moldova, having in my pocket only a marathon, the Bosphorus and a couple of small competitions. It just happened so that in our country, amateur sport is in its infancy, while the triathlon lacks completely.

Preparing for the Bosphorus - Video of the 4 km swim in Kemer

Strange, but the open sea turned out different from the pool. Remember: the pool lacks waves, which do not allow you to breathe, and the water is not salty. Pools also have tracks, and most importantly - the bumpers. And there is none of these in the sea.

Ekadashi. Fasting and Sports.

What does it means to ”eat a monster”, why eating is a habit, is it useful or not to train in ekadashi?

42 195 Meters in Paris

Why is it necessary to take diarrhea pills before the race? Why not only sneakers make you a marathon runner? Why do people need to patch their nipples? Why do marathon runners wear cellophane bags? And why did I become so addicted to running?

Barcelona Half-Marathon

That does the PS hide, what is the percentage of moldovans at the Barcelona half-marathon, which are the steps on the way to the iron purpose?

First race or 200 beats on self-esteem

How to find a marathon coach among jocks? Why aren’t runners treated according to their clothes? How to go from «one of the first» to «at least not the last»? And is it really worth dying for the second last place?

The link, that divided my life into before and after.

What does being an office jelly feel like? What will be interesting for grandchildren to read? Do you feel comfortable in your comfort zone? And how can you change your life in one night?